KAKE VERSE:

Shirley was a girly who surely matured early
figure curvy, a good person who turned dirty
became a whore way before she turned thirty
i caught herpes at 13, im sure that bitch burned me!
so tonight shirley surely wants a customer,
to pay some big bucks to her so they can come and fuck with her
the phone rings, a man is coming to hook up with her
he pulls up, in his truck
now they humpin on her comforter
its kinda sick, tell your kids not to listen
she got hungry while she waitin for his cock to stiffen
he sticks his dick into a box of chicken
her crotch he's lickin, makin soup
and just waiting for the broth to thicken
she sucked him off with spectacular form
she looked exactly like the nasty bitches acting in porn
so he gave her a bunch of roses, but she snapped like a whore
tore his foreskin, and slashed his nut sack with the thorns
Shirley goes over to her neighbor daves
whos havin a party, and damn it was a Major rave
people popping X pills just to play charades
even dave got laid
from what he placed in Katie's gatorade
later they were in a gay parade
paid for by flava flav
eating sausages
on awesome little paper plates
got nauseous, then they tossed it in the air like some paper planes
Then like razorblades  pain cut loose from within
Her stomach rumbles from hallucinogens 
And as soon as the room begins to swivel and spin
There's a dude, holdin a cup of grey goose with a grin

CHORUS:

Da da da da da da
Cause maybe (she's crazy)
Da da da da da da
She might go (kinda psycho)
Da da da da da da
Cause maybe (she's crazy)
Da da da da da da
She might go (kinda psycho)

DETZ VERSE:

Here's the story of stefan, who at conception was a blessin
To wes and tessa, til he obsessed with the disposession
Of the flesh of any estrogen possessin adolescent
Til his aggressiveness progressed him past the crest of convalesence
In essence, he was a ridiculous sick kid
Lickin a dip stick while sippin some dip spit in a stick shift
Trippin on 'cid drips, then clickin a clip in a SIG grip
Then pickin' an innocent dip shit, to kick in the ribs quick
Think he legitimate gives shits, 'bout a dude carrying roses?
He's rude, lootin and shootin' a dude that's older than Mary and Joseph
(slow) And when he's 'don' fightin', hops in a Nissan Titan,
and drives til he finds hidin with scary as shit roaches
In an abandoned mansion, that would probably fancy charlie manson
Dances pantless, then stands glancin at ambulances
Plants his hands on the mantle, but slips and lands on a candle
It crams right into his man hole, thinking damn what are the chances?
That he would romance with, a stick of thick wax
What an unfortunate mis hap, right up until he just rips ass
And the stick does a triple mctwist flip as it zips past
A bucket of chicken in the kitchen still it's whick is intact
How wicked was that? Is what he thinks in his brain
Then off he goes, gettin muddy as he sinks in the rain
Ready to bring pain, to the first place, he sees on the lane
Bet he was ready, to get a machete, already he's Freddy insane
Sprints to the porch, then he kicks in the door
In a couple minutes he's sick, fidgetin on the floor
Tryin to fit the images, of the killin a little before
As stomach blood hits the floor, he sees a devilish whore

CHORUS:

Da da da da da da
Cause maybe (he's crazy)
Da da da da da da
He might go (kinda psycho)
Da da da da da da
Cause maybe (he's crazy)
Da da da da da da
He might go (kinda psycho)

Third Verse:

shirley opens her eyes, puddle of blood on the floor
knife and a gun at her side, somebody busted the door
dave and the party were gone, she wondered if she had spoiled it
her belly started boilin as she rushed to the toilet
stefan uncoils from the fetal position
visions of heroin syringes but the needles is missin
he jumps up, stumbles upon a bundle of weed in the kitchen
his stomach is twitchin, sprints to the john but he dont need to be pissin
she hurls in the porcelain, spewing red in the shower
its unfortuate cause shurley she'll be dead in an hour
but now he's out for the count not bowing out like a coward
rushes outside into the lightning every ounce of his power
is drained from her, she starts to see exactly whats happening
he relapsed, and starts laughing because shirley is back again
she hears the police sirens, he gets frightened and shivers
the cops roll up, she screams i swear to god it was him/HER