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Saltines

by EKG

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CHORUS:

this is the part where we sing a catchy chorus
so the ladies scream the words, and the labels dont ignore us
say HEY, say HO (x2)
now we do a line about being in the club
with a hundred thousand women, with some spinnin gold dubs
say HEY, say HO (x2)
this is where i say some shit i really didnt do
like hey i just streaked from hollywood to philly, dude
say HEY, say HO (x2)
This is the section where we scrap the hook that I wrote
and instead drop the beat, so Kake can hit a high note
say HEY, say HO (x2)


DETZ:

We recorded that chorus, in an old Ford Taurus
with vocals from Chuck Norris, damn it sounds so enormous
cuz i said some catchy shit so record labels can't ignore us
and the men all wanna be us, and the ladies all adore us
I should train these whack rappers how to lay down a track
These pain in the ass rappers why you think that it's cracked?
Remain in the past rappers now the future is back
These sane on the track rappers they can't go IN when they rap
I'd give em a smack, on the ass to get 'em off and runnin
But I'd prolly turn em on the wrong way if I push their Butt in
And I'm not talkin Benjamin, but I guess I'll mention it, these baby rappers
so decrepit, smell like septic when they stuntin
Oh, you're the shit? Guess you're number 2 on the list
But watch out, I'm movin up to number 1 cause I'm pissed
So anal bout lyrics, you'd swear I had a limp wrist
When the only thing your're lips spittin' came from a dude with a lisssp
I'm going nuts on these bars
guess that answers all the questions why my payday is large
I could snatch the mic swift, like Kanye takin charge
And walk off the stage like I just hit a husband of marge
Get it? No, forgot I was rappin to dumb and dumber
In other words, the current republican front runners
It's a bit scary with Mit, Cain, Bachman and Perry, Shoot!
The only one not dumb as a lizard is Newt!
But the news can't handle anything properly though
They refuse the abused of what they should probably show
They choose to peruse in how it was handled so sloppily Joe
I hope Sandusky rots on a spot of a board of monopoly yo!
I'll give you a hint, between Connecticut avenue then
Free parking, for an inmate to give Jerry a taste of his own medicine
It's crazy, maybe they were waiting for a rapist to behave in a way that would gain them ratings
and taking it overboard, guess that's why they call em anchormen!

CHORUS


KAKE:


make way, for the creator of great statements
it's kake bitch, wait. now here's a plate, hows it taste bitch
livin in the city of face lifts and fake tits
ordered steak, gave a big tip to the waitress
get it? i gave a big tip to the waitress?
smoked zero j's in the lab when i made this
no buds, Kake? how could you be so tasteless?
My armor? no chinks. how could i be so racist?
i said please dont be lame, use your brains
cuz what you dont use, girl, you lose
welcome to the winter olympics, on my dick bitch
lick this, and you could run a luge in the splooge
my chops sharp, you aint even need to axe man
examine a hero like givin batman a catscan
i aint playin games, like the NBA
today's rap is drama class, all these men seem gay
rap dudes today can barely drool, let alone spit
so im forced to ride around bumpin all my own shit
i just took a dump upon your number one stan
i guess that's what happens when the shit hits the fan
caught a flight home i just caught the game at Penn State
Drinkin all night long, while you complain and menstrate
i aint been this mad in a fuckin while
make jerry run a race, and hit him with my car on his second mile
Jerry better burn slow for his sins, yo
i wouldnt oppose another brick through his window
hiphops in jeopardy, zero parts talent
Havin a quick buzz doesnt really mean they're Smart, Alex.
your CD sucks fam, it aint sellin probably
cuz your such a muthafuckin fruit, dog, melon collie
im a sick fuck, the flow so venereal
a cereal killer, ill put a spear through your cheerios,
I'm gone


CHORUS

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released December 16, 2011
K. Herman, E. Detzel, P. Williams.

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